Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Twenty Minutes of Solid Laughing

Okay, this is no joke. Twenty minutes of solid laughing, and craughing, so let me tell you why I experienced this gasping-for-air moment.
Let me keep you in suspense a little more; I wish I had a video camera in my eyes and an audio recorder in my ears. You could never understand it otherwise, but let me try my best to explain.

So my mom comes home around 11:30pm or so, bearing gifts for her two-days-absence. She buys us movies (even a 60$ Harry Potter complete movie series), clothes (we're going to a camp which has a strict policy/law/code), and some... junk food (crescents, doughnuts, macaroni and cheese --for my pasta-loving brother, etc.) Grrrr I ate one doughnut, and I didn't even deserve it! My mom needs a few hundred frugal lectures.

So by now, it's 11:40pm. I've been wanting to get to bed and finish with my computer time. I forget how it even started... but I began to laugh at something. Yes, but something small that would've become humorless the next minute.
Then, all of a sudden, my brother (he's the oldest of my two younger siblings) starts to imitate me. He's done it before, but to my mother. So I was surprised when he started to copy me. This is the part where he laughs like me, copies my gestures and body positions, and tends to over-exaggerate on the whole thing. And maybe add in a few things of his own.

A few things about him: He's really camera shy, he's 14, his voice cracks when he makes funny voices and I love it, and he's super good-looking. (Always has been, now that I think about it.) The only downfall about him is that he has aspergers. He's normal! Just has a different point of view in life and doesn't understand things like I do. Plus he can be really really annoying.

So here I am, hunching over in my baggy shirt because I have no bra on (I was expecting to go back to bed), wishing for my camera (but feel stuck to get it; afraid to leave because the funny stuff might leave, or he'll stop when I record), and desperately laughing my face off.

You could never understand. He makes the weirdest faces, exaggeratedly copying my face, and does an amazing job at imitating my gestures. I literally cried more than twenty tears.
Maybe I'll holding onto the bottom of my shirt, he's doing the same. I'm hunching over, he's doing the same. Oh my goodness, I cannot explain! Whenever I think about it's freaking hilarious.
The way he moves his body when he copies me is just hilarious.

My other brother got my mom's phone and did a somewhat horrible job at recording, but he caught my brother smashing his head on the box of crescents. <<(one of the best moments)

My laughing was really weird, too. It was like a combination of screaming, gasping, sobbing, and laughing (that's when I've been laughing for awhile). My jaw was pretty much locked slightly open, so ten minutes later it's like, shivering/vibrating. He even imitated that! I feel like I'm gonna pee, but that ends and now I'm gonna puke. Tears are running down my face, my mom watches us cracking up, which makes it even funnier, and augh!!!!!!!!!
I cannot cannot cannot explain! I wish he would do this in PUBLIC. He would become famous on Youtube or a famous comedian if he just imitated me (or my mom) laughing. He would get a large audience roaring!

Not this time, but all the other times, my brother would copy anything we said in a very very hilarious voice. It gets us laughing again, and he starts to imitate us, and then it's just a huge cycle.
I'm sorry I can't describe this well, but I wanted to write this down.

This never gets old. It's not like an over-used joke. It's fresh every time he does it.
I swear, I can really hate and really love this guy. I wish he'd just mature already and smarten up. He's literally had girls chasing after him. Once he was the only male at girl's birthday party. LOL
Anyway, I'm glad if you read this. Just another random update, but the twenty-solid-minute highlight of my day.


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