(*Phone rings, gets remote and pauses movie*) My mom: "So either this is an imposter, or you got home safetly." (to Grandmother)
Me: "We didn't even get a movie into the minute!"
:P
My
dad is fixing something on my mom's laptop. She comes over and dad asks
her a question, which they both don't know the answer to.
Mom thinks* she can do something to fix it, and rudely says: "Move."
"
Move?"
"Oh, I mean, get out of my way."
I
was with my friends in school, by our lockers during lunch. "So I hear
we're taking a Math in Test."
No, I was not embarrassed, but still the
only one laughing at myself.
Sorry if that made you uncomfortable, I just love to unclude everything!
Oh, typos, typos...
If
nobody ever Comments or Likes your Status(es), you KNOW it has a very
BIG emotional impact in your life. --If your life revolves around
FaceBook. :)
Boy 1: "Why are you so poor?"
Boy 2: "I don't have a dad to do any jobs."
Boy 1: "No, there HAS to be another reason."
Boy 2: "Um... Maybe it's because my mom's a hooker for free?"
"Bliss of Solitude"... the one phrase that describes me and how I feel, properly. <3
"You are who you are, and there's nobody like you. And to try to be like someone else is just a lie."
-Amy Lynn Lee
"With
the life I have, love is just an obstacle. The word is too exotic. I
have read about it and sung about it, yet I have never felt a thing for
another person other than admiration or hatred." --Alba Luz (Wattpader)
"Why?"
The question wants to be answered. The words bubble up in my throat,
sticking about halfway up. How do you explain something like this to
someone so happy- so normal? How can you possibly elucidate the pure
exhaustion that it is to wake up every day, each morning, yet to not be
liberated from the constant nightmare your life has become?
I do not
wish to be pitied. If I did, I would have been more public, more
dramatic. A note left, declaring my apologies which would later become
hushed rumours, whispered between girls who thought they knew me. A
broadcasted demise perhaps, a fall from a high building whilst people
gathered at the bottom like ants around a sticky candy dropped in the
heat of summer.
Something elegant, refined. Certainly not the messy and distressing blunder I succeeded in botching. --RainbowDashie (Wattpader)
"The
beauty of the inexpressible is the most haunting of all. You cannot say
whether the emotions that have been awakened in you by a piece of music
are always the same or are constantly swifting, adapting to whatever
burdens your mind. That is where the beauty of music comes in. No matter
what you are thinking, everything has the grace and power of the
fleeting melody of moments." --Smuusik (Youtube Comment)
I am willing without wanting... -XRN360
Me talking to myself:
If you don't know who you are, you have the ability- the right- to shape who you'll become. +++
But
how? I understand WHO I am, and it's no insane thing... I just have an
absence of the feeling of my own soul... What if I've already become
something, and don't know what that is and why it's me? +++
All of us
know why, dear. But I'm sure if you looked in the mirror-
metamorphically speaking- you'd see what that is- what has taken over
you. +++
What if I've done that already? What if I already know all
that stuff deep down inside- and it's the shell that won't break or
crack open? I don't deny it, I don't believe it... So what do I make of
it?
Wouldn't "Lick the Gravestones" be a good band name? :POk, this idea came from mishearing what my uncle was saying to me.
Stephanie (friend) says: "So why are you getting homeschooled?"
I hear: 'So where are you getting homeschooled?'
I say: "My home."
Stephanie: "No, I said why."
Holly (friend) says: "Well it's in the name!"
Me: "Oh! That was stupid! I'm gonna write that down!"
Stephanie: "Oh, you're so cute, Alyssa." :)
"When
you inevitably get into a discussion with someone, quote relevant bible
verses to them. They might like it and find comfort, if not, they're
arguing with God, not you." --Rob (FaceBook Friend)
Well, school is
almost over. 12 days left! I'm homeschooling next year... I AM GOING TO
MISS ALL OF MY BUDDIES! We've all had the greatest times of our lives,
laughing with each other AND AT each other! <3
Me in hyper mode:
OMGosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I was laughing SOOOO hard!!!!! lol My dad said something that
wasn't even funny and I was laughing so bad that I couldn't breathe and I
started to sound like a DONKEY!!!!! D: :D IT WAS SOOO HILARIOUS! I WAS
CRYING SO BAD AND I WAS GONNA PEE MY PANTS! It wasn't even funny at all,
what he said! :O This is so funny!
"--they're tough and ruthless."
"And their women are rough and toothless." ---Xena and Joxer; Season 4, Episode 4
A
person told me and their friend were talking on the phone, and said
this: "If I were with you right now, I'd give you a High-5!"
Sadly, I laughed at this like it was something hysterical.
"I accidently turned on the VCR and the TVT!"
(The Blue-Ray DVD Player and Toshiba HD TV.) So I called a Blue-Ray player a VCR, and a TV a TVT....
I'm jealous of time.
Want to know why?
Because with you,
Time gets to spend every minute of every hour...
And day by day, I just grow ever more sour.
"Any fool can risk his life. It takes a hero to risk his heart."
-Xena: Warrior Princess (S5E4)
"If you gave me your wallet, I would keep it and not give you mine." -Cleverbot
My brother came running in the door saying he stubbed his toe... then he started doing the pregnant lady breathing... O_o
Pth wuh tsch uh tsch wuh ah pbbt ah wuh tsch lucka lucka tsch!!! Beatboxing online is awesome. :)
History
Teacher at the very beginning of video: "Welcome to Tenth Grade World
History. I am your teacher, Mr. Smith, and I am EXCITED--"
Me: "
Oh, no..."
I hate those times when I'm so blonde that it's stupid. -_-
"You're tired, but you're alive... So open up your eyes and you can get your sleep when you're dead."
-Flyleaf (New Horizons)
I can't believe I am racing to finish the Math problems before the teacher does... :)
Apparently, my mother is "exhaustipated". o_0
I am what I am, and that's all that I am. But that's not all that I'm ever gonna be.
I
am on the couch, eating some mozzarella cheese and green olives, when
the fruit-flies start swarming around me. After a few minutes of
annoyance, I look to my left... and see a fruit-fly sitting on my
shoulder...
Waiting... O_O
8 oz self-raising flour... pinch of
salt... 4 oz butter... 4 fl oz milk... "Mix together, adding enough milk
to give a soft consistency that won't drop unless flicked from the
spoon." OH MY GOODNESS. A Canadian cook book from 1976. THIS IS SO
FRUSTRATING!! : /
"The truth will set you free." I'd rather let it bind me. :)
I want to be "alone", not "lonely". There's a huge difference. :(
Alone= Having no one else present; on one's own.
Lonely= Sad because one has no friends or company.
I am bored out of my mind. "I don't want to watch a movie."
Mom, suprisingly, looks up from her computer screen. "Who are you and what have you done with my daughter?"
It seems I can never write about happiness. So let me practice that more with this. I’ll do my best. :) +++
The
shadows flung up against the walls as the door flew open. Light from
the other side of the house showed in, blinding my eyes. Like a black
terror, a face of which I could not see stared at me.
Fudge. I can’t do this!!!!! Lol!! :7
"I
know everyone has different tastes, but I'm still so curious about why
some people find ''depressing'' beautiful. Why can't others understand?"
--gpetrovichl (Youtube Comment)
Ok! First it's fall, then it's winter, then I see a freaking robin outside?! ...and yet the trees are still orange and yellow.
Why do we need a review day when we review every day? -_-
Mirror + Human Eye = Sight of Beauty
Camera + Human = Something Disfigured
"Where is it from from?" -me
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." --Plato
"My heart is broken."
That
is such a blatant phrase, so innocent and out there. A beautiful
meaning, like the soul has been ripped out. Many people associate this
phrase with love and being "dumped" or "cheated on". Sure, it can
mean that, but it's a freaking iceberg. So much more meaning. I believe
you can break your own heart, I know I did. In more ways than one. And
yes, my soul was ripped from me as well. May it see brighter days than
it did with me.
I hate myself
For who I've been.
And I hate
'Cause I don't understand.
"Those who risk going too far, find out how far they can go." -Fringe
" 'Real' is just a matter of perception." -Fringe
"If you don't mind, keep us in mind." -Warner P. (preacher)
He is a king on ugly earth! (talking to myself about an actor on a show)
You're gonna have to accept me,
Before you can help me.
The ground beneath my feet has somehow disappeared, but the gravity still exists there.
In a reflection, we see ourselves. But can we see what's beyond the glass? Who's watching?
True love... People consider that as pure romance, a love that cannot be broken, selflessness, and pure trust.
Well
to me, TRUE LOVE is pure: compassion, patience, understanding,
faithfulness, kindness, selflessness, and guidence. You can truly love
anyone or anything. Pure love does NOT have to be romance.
People hurt me so bad and they don't even know it. I don't let them know it.
"If
you want love, be loving. If you want truth, be truthful. If you want
peace, be at peace within yourself." -KeeBeeVisions (Youtube)
"Secrets always have a cost. They're not for free, not now, not ever." -Amazing Spiderman
"There's
no room to smile, When the face you make just before you cry Looks so
young like a child." --Flyleaf (Breaks Your Knees)
"No model's face is perfect. They have to figure out how to make the audience believe that it is." -Tyra Banks
"The
tiny bird flies in the blue sky. The sea reflects the blue of the sky.
The blue reflection is the sea of the sky. The sea of the sky cries blue
tears. And among those blue tears, the tiny bird flies.
It flies
through many worlds, clad in their colours. The orange of smiles. The
pink of sneezes. The blue of tears. The purple of haze. The red of
anger.
She took so many colours onto her feathers that they became
dull. The colours mixed and mixed, and in the end, her wings turned
black. Then she fell. She fell, she kept falling, and the little bird
died. She died."
"The time to cry. The time they've spent so far, the
time they will spend from now on; the tears they've cried so far, and
the tears they will cry from now on... They've cried and lived together,
and will cry and live together." --Black Rock Shooter (Anime)
Having a song you absolutely hate being stuck in your head is like being raped every second.
"Sometimes the reverse of the obvious is the truth." --Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni (Anime)
"And
the worst part is, before it gets any better, we're headed for a cliff.
And in the free fall, I will realize that I'm better off when I hit the
bottom." --Paramore (Turn It Off)
"She paints pretty picture, but
this picture has a twist you see... Her paintbrush is a razor, her
canvas is her wrist. She paints a pretty picture with a color that's
blood red, while using her sharp paintbrush... She ends up finally dead,
her pretty pictures fading quite slowly on her wrist. The blood is not
racing through her. She can no longer do harm. She painted a pretty
picture, but the picture had a twist... You see, her mind was the
razor...
...and her heart was just the wrist." --abbie brown (Youtube)
"Anyway, it's a sin to act like humans." --Hatenkou Yugi (Anime)
Well, I guess we all still have a future. :D
12-21-12
(1+2 2+1 1+2 = 3-3-3) 3-3-3... Three 3's = 3squared. 21/3=7. 21-7=14.
4-1=3. 3-4= -1. -1+7=6. 6/2=3. Numbers are so connected.
"A week
ago, the world was destined to end by apocalypses, a pole shift, a
consciousness shift, a long lost planet colliding with earth, and a
gigantic solar flare. Hmm... so many options of a way to tell my
grandchildren..." -me :)
"True love is not romance, it is indefinite compassion." -XRN360 (me)
No buds for my taste!
"He offered her the world. She said she had her own." -Monique Duval
So I heard you like bad girls... I don't mean to brag, but when I swim... I don't wear floaties. (quote creator unknown)
To a stranger, I'm a stranger.
There
is a liberal agenda in the American society, to get rid of all guns. Do
guns commit violent crimes? No, people commit violent crimes. And if
there were no guns, people would commit violent crimes with something
else. Wouldn't you agree? A baseball bat, knives, a bollingball if
someone were mad enough...
I heard this phrase before, "Fear the politician that fears your guns."
-Mike Smith (Abeka Academy)
You can do anything as long as you want to do it! And if you don't want to do it, change your mind!
I've never been so forced into a kiss before! o.O
At least I escaped it by telling the guy to ask his mom first.
Remember the Bible referring to "creeping thing"?
....that's my brothers. -_-
o.O
I had a dream... and Justin Bieber was staying at my house... and he
gave me a short-lived piggy back ride... and then he had to leave. o.O
(I'm not even a Bieber fan...)
So Liam says he's my girlfriend. o.O
"Death is not tragic to them because life is not precious." -Jessica H. (English Teacher)
Liam (my step-brother): "Mommy, I'm pregneck." (My step-mom laughs)
Me: "Liam, how did you get pregneck?"
Liam: "Well, remember the- James?"
James (my dad): "Yes?"
Liam: "Remember the red and white candy that swirls all around in it - it swirls all around?"
James: "Oh, the candy cane?"
Liam: "No, the candy that swirls all around in it."
Me: "He means a mint."
Liam: "Well that candy is so very hot - it was so hot in my mouth and it burned!"
Step-mom: (laughs) "How does THAT get you pregnant?" (we laugh really hard) "That's the most weirdest thing I've ever heard."
"The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own." -Benjamin Disraeli
I'm totally ripped under all this fat.
Liam puts his hands behind his back.
Step-mom: "Liam, why are you looking at mommy like that?"
He pulls out his plastic glasses. "Why are there no windows on my glasses?"
FORNEVER
I hate those shows that review the whole season in one episode. Hello! I just watched all that in the past hour!!
My brother starts dancing on the kitchen floor. "I'm gonna be a ballerina!"
I'm sitting on the computer. "I'm telling everyone on Facebook you said that."
He laughs. "Well then I'm gonna be a SEXY ballerina." *Does the Justin Bieber hair flip*
"I think you're very pretty and I'm not saying it to encourage but to stress the truth." --Adam (my friend)
"I'm super hungry about pancakes... I was dreaming about pancakes." -Liam
It's the only shot we've got.
That's weird, you rhymed.
It's not weird, rhymes happen all the time.
o.o
....'rhyme'... 'time'...
Opinions can change when we learn, so let us not be ignorant. --me
"I remember being your age. Alone, angry, trapped...
The injustice of it all." -Tess Mercer (Smallville)
"You have to believe there is a God to claim you don't believe in Him." -Rachel (my mom)
"The
oily spines of theives cannot walk this place, Hear the daughters of
elves whisper, leaving their grace." -The Gandalf in my Dream
"The evidence against evolution is that evolution has no evidence." -XRN360 (me)
My Science Teacher: "If you were to go outside and eat grass, people might wonder about your sanity..."
Me: "Ohhh, that's why everyone thought I was so weird!"
It's amazing what clothes can hide. ;)
My teacher just asked the class... if they could bake a yesterday...
(Question): 3. Describe an experiment you could do to determine if an earthworm responds positively or negatively to gravity.
(My Answer): Hold it up in the air and throw it.
(Question): 4. Describe an experiment you could do to see if an earthworm prefers acidic or alkaline soil.
(My Answer): Pour acid into a bowl and place the worm in it.
I don't think I'll survive school tomorrow. We'll be talking about starfish to tapeworms. o.O Oh God, please take me now!!
I hate it when people say "acrost". IT'S "acrosS"!! If you say 'acrost', please go on Google, type
"define across", then look at how it's pronounced.
Even click on the audio/volume icon and listen to how it's properly said!
Talking about insects and diseases and suddenly I'm conscious of every visible detail of the food I'm eating.
Watching Season 1 of Hannah Montana, baking gingersnaps and cleaning the house! A woman's life.
Well THAT'S the first time I dropped an egg. (March 29, 2013)
I
remember when I could play with stuffed animals and strings for hours
and never be bored. Same with dinky cars and wooden blocks.
In Barney song tune:
I love you, you love me,
Even if we're just a family tree.
With a great, big slap in the face from me to you,
You'll realize how stupid you've been your whole life!
(I am going to sing this at my brother's wedding way in the future.)
"I'll be a rebel and don't get a tattoo!" -Rachel (my mom)
"How do you dance?"
"We hold hands and look at each other, then we go in circles until we get tired. That's it."
-Toradora (Anime) <3
My
horrible grammar fixer/detector just crashed... Sorry, I can't help
you. :/(I haven't used this yet... but I will once I find a horrible
Yahoo Question.)
"People who are self-absorbed, always find ways to blame others." -Mrs. Thompson
"Which is the best government? That which teaches us to govern ourselves." -Goethe
You say you love the rain
But you open your umbrella.
You say you love the sun
But you find a shadow spot.
You say you love the wind
But you close your windows.
This is why I am afraid:
You say that you love me too.
~William Shakespeare
"Sometimes, some things that don't cost anything are the best gifts." -My Grandma
So, I'm editing my book, and all of a sudden I see: 'She raised her eyebrows.'
WHAT THE TUNA?! LOOOOLLLL!!!!!
(I
just realized now how retarded I am, because I laughed at this. I
thought the character it was talking about was raising another
character's eyebrows....)
Liam: "You know Canned Food Panda?" (Kung Fu Panda)
So
we're walking into the library, and Liam is holding my hand; Isaiah (my
brother) is walking beside us. There's a pile of dirt in a corner when
the ground levels up a bit.
Liam: "Isaiah, don't go in the dirt.... Don't go in the dirt, Isaiah. Don't go in the dirt! Don't---"
*Isaiah steps in dirt*
Liam: *huffs* "Isaiah, you just want to be dirty! Dirty like a pig!!"
Me: XD
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This
is up to date. Any phrase that isn't quoted is what I have said, unless
told otherwise. If you wanna quote me, go ahead! Just give credit to
'XRN360'. :) Or you can take any quotes I have quoted, but please give
credit!
Thank you for reading. Some stuff is serious, some stuff is funny, some is poetry, and the whole thing is just random. I
hope you enjoyed.
